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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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