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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Farms Harvested: 111
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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