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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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