So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Animals Bred: 182
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Endless Night Skies: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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