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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Farms Harvested: 891 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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