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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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