so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Brit Minecraft SMP

    The Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

    Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

    But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockPartyMom

    BlockPartyMom
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SingleSquad Minecraft SMP

    SingleSquad Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyVirginityGone

    BlockyVirginityGone
    Are you tired of losing your virginity in the same old boring ways? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a virginity-losing experience like no other! Our virtual world is filled with exciting challenges and obstacles that will make you forget all about that awkward first time. Plus, who needs real-life intimacy when you can have virtual intimacy with our pixelated characters? Join us now and say goodbye to boring virginity loss forever!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

    PeaceCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself came on and was all like, “Israel wants peace but, like, enough is enough, dudes!” And we were all like, “Whoa, that’s intense, bro.” But then he was like, “Join this server for the most epic battles and the dankest memes, yo.” And we were all like, “Say no more, fam, we’re in!” So, like, if you wanna have a blast and chill with world leaders, join this server, man. It’s gonna be lit AF.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NasrallahsGoneBoom

    NasrallahsGoneBoom
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the IDF is striking Hezbollah central command in Beirut? Like, they’re straight up targeting Nasrallah and causing chaos in the virtual world! 😱🔥

    Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

    ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis
    lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

    the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

    don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9647 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • GrayWorld SkyPVP and not only the Minecraft server

    GrayWorld SkyPVP and not only the Minecraft server
    Donate case for in-game money! /key commandServer version: 1.8 – 1.20.4

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

    A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

    A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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