so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

    PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour
    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

    We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

    So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

    CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals
    come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 237
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 645832

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FamilyCraft Fun Zone

    FamilyCraft Fun Zone
    so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

    Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

    I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

    Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

    We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

    CraftyGramps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

    Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BabyBroConsent101

    BabyBroConsent101
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

    Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

    So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 576 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

    TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

    Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5750
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyNoobsdojo

    CraftyNoobsdojo
    Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyFascistsWin2021

    CraftyFascistsWin2021
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

    So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 3653

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

    Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

    Jolly Miners Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

    Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

    The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WeddingBellsMC Server

    WeddingBellsMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

    Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyParentz

    CraftyParentz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

    Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

    Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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