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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Villages Defended: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6146
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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