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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Zombie Dances: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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