> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	117

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoobMaster69

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Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!