Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Crops Grown: 5541
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Emeralds Found: 9489
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mines Excavated: 1872
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crops Grown: 9714 Animals Bred: 80
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4162
    Potions Brewed: 54 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3607
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Star Shards Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 538
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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