Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 500 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Towns Built: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Crops Grown: 5999 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 706403 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1431 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Towns Built: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/useful-seeds-mod/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Crops Grown: 4907
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Farms Harvested: 915 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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