Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	803	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8383	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	563900
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7081
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8698
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3364
Dragon Eggs Found:	8904	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	9505
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Gems Collected:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.