Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shop, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Indo Minecraft Server

common, Crafty, cultural belief, cultural phenomenon, cultural practice, cultural trend, folklore, indo, Indonesian, Indonesian belief, Indonesian culture, Indonesian folklore, Indonesian mythology, Indonesian society, Indonesian tradition, Minecraft, Mythology, Server, Vore Community, vore fetish, vore phenomenon, vore tradition, vored

🤣 Are you tired of getting vored in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about getting vored again…unless you’re into that sort of thing 😏

🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙

🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢

🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡

🧙‍♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6389	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	122	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EnderFailCraft

Character development, Cliffhanger, Climax, Conclusion, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, EnderFailCraft, ending, Finale, Great, letdown, narrative, plot twist, Recommend, resolution, series, storytelling, television, tv show, unexpected, Unsatisfying

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and even befriending talking pigs! But beware, the ending of each quest is so mind-blowingly unexpected that you’ll be left scratching your head in confusion. It’s like watching a TV show with an amazing plot twist, but on steroids!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and insanity, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the ending… it’s a real head-scratcher!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Potions Brewed:	123
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

1 million club, acceptance, achievement, CCV, collabing, Community, empowerment, Feminization, Fun, growth, homos, inspiration, LGBTQ, Light, Minecraft, progress, Proud, Self Discovery, Server, success, Support, transformation, WOMAN

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Arcadia Bay, bts, chloe price, De, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic, friendship, general, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange Before the Storm, Life is Strange Double Exposure, Life is Strange: True Colors, LiS, Lost Records Bloom and Rage, LR, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, tc, time travel

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	709

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ScamCraft SMP: NormieScamz

con artists, consumer fraud, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false advertising, financial fraud, fraud, Manipulation, normalized scam, NormieScamz, Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, scam, ScamCraft, shady practices, smp, swindling, Trickery, unethical behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and questionable decision-making!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against llamas in diamond armor who will stop at nothing to take you down. Can you outsmart these crafty creatures and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and valuable items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they may look cute and cuddly, but they’re ruthless PvP masters in disguise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCorruption: Where even the creepers are shady

Banking, construction, corporate, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, CREEPERS, education, Environmental, finance, Government, Healthcare, Journalism, justice system, law enforcement, Media, Non-profit, oil and gas, pharmaceuticals, Politics, real estate, Shady, Technology, unethical practices

Are you tired of the corrupt organizations and industries in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most corrupt place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a chance to overthrow the evil overlords ruling the land with their diamond-encrusted fists. Take part in epic battles against corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, and even the occasional evil llama. Who needs real-world drama when you can experience all the chaos and corruption in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s overthrow some corrupt empires together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mines Excavated:	4051	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PatriotCraft: Ukraine to Romania

air defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military equipment, military support, military technology, missile defense, missile defense system, nato allies, Patriot air defense system, PatriotCraft, regional stability, Romania, security partnership, strategic alliance, Ukraine

LOL ukraine got a sick new toy from romania, it’s like christmas in july up in here! now ukraine can blast those pesky missiles outta the sky like a boss. come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of defending your base with patriot air defense systems! who needs creepers when u got missiles to blow up? join now and be a true patriot defender in the world of blocks and explosions!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2409
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	633032	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ComplimentCraft – Fashionista Edition

Appearance, Attention, chance, city life, clothes, ComplimentCraft, compliments, Confidence, earbuds, Edition, fashion, fashionista, hearing impaired, Missed, Self-expression, Social Interaction, street style, Style, unaware, UNNOTICED, Urban, Walking

Yo, dis server be like a fashion show on steroids, ya feel me? We got players struttin’ around in diamond-studded armor, rockin’ Gucci helmets, and flexin’ with their Louis Vuitton pickaxes. If you ain’t stylin’ and profilin’ on this server, you might as well be wearin’ a potato sack.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a freakin’ catwalk, where you gotta sashay your way to safety while dodgin’ creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like a Battle Royale, but with more glitter and explosions.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party? Yeah, we got a dance floor that’s lit AF, complete with DJ villagers spinnin’ the sickest beats. So if you wanna party like it’s 1999 (or 2999, whatever), you better join this server pronto. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fabulousness goin’ down here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4151
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1