Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY