DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Void Gems Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

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Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	8857
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7809
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	5359
Star Shards Collected:	58	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	2043	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	562187
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5646	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1