Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mines Excavated: 4685
Ores Mined: 4783 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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