Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 9011 Enchantments Applied: 236
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY