| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1508 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1770 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5825 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!
2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.
3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.
4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 392 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.
plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.
so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8687 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!
Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3237 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7288 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2398 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3832 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!
To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8795 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.
So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9620 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!
Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9348 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6477 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5090 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3578 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.
You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.
So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 128 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 292 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.
But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.
So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!
