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BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crops Grown:	4538

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	349010
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3106
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
New Chunks Explored:	541847	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	422390
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	296
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	85

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7699
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	255556	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4448
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2