Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Animals Bred: 133 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Void Gems Collected: 29
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Zombie Dances: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

    ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

    Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

    Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HateNoise Minecraft SMP

    HateNoise Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

    BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

    Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 61
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LynchingLadGoneBad

    LynchingLadGoneBad
    come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 207
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

    SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

    Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

    Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 New Chunks Explored: 74803

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7163 Ores Mined: 3942
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mines Excavated: 3122
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Farms Harvested: 793

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 557708 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Dragon Eggs Found: 919
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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