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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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