Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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