Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
Dragons Tamed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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