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| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9417 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7831 |
| Ores Mined: | 8608 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4406 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 566073 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
