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SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1789
Villages Defended:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	7064
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6219
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5758
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crops Grown:	8851
Ores Mined:	3796	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2820	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	891
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4058