CrateSMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Hello fellow crafters!

We’re looking for some new, mature, non-toxic players to join us on this unique twist of SMP. CrateSMP give absolute freedom for the player on what and where they want to build, there are no claim blocks or any kind of protection agianst pvp, but the spawn. CrateSMP has automatic koth events, weekend events, custom items, ranks, cpvp zones, afk areas, friendly community, giveaways and more. We are always looking for staff!

Features:

Ranks

No Claim Blocks

20+ custom items

Crates

Chat games

Auto events

Fast ping

Cpvp area

We’d love for you to hop online and say hello!

IP: CrateSMP.xyz Bedrock port: 19123 Discord: https://discord.gg/cratesmp

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9508
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magic Items Found:	3056
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	3115
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	971192	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	8232	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5463	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2041
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4642	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	7840	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	6934	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
New Chunks Explored:	84697	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2950	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	9145
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	447
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!