CraftyWakeUpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Farms Harvested:	742
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8146	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, BDSM community, communication barriers, discrimination, FUNLAND, healthcare disparities, healthcare experiences, healthcare system, informed consent, marginalized communities, MedCare, medical encounters, mental health, mental health stigma, patient advocacy, patient care, patient-provider relationship, sexual health, stigma, Trauma, trust issues, vulnerable populations

so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

battle royale, Bronze, challenge, Chanzes, Competitive Gaming, Edition, epic games, esports, Fornite Lachy, fortnite, Fortnite Lachlan, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lazarbeam, looter, Loserfruit, lufu, Minecraft, Overstrand, power, pwr, Race, Server, TEAM, Team PWR, to, unreal, Usa, vindooly, Volx, Winter, Worthy

PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOC, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

Aging population, Analysis, Birth, birth rate, comparison, cultural influences, declining birth rates, demographics, Economy, education, fertility, global trends, government policies, Healthcare, lowest birth rates, Minecraft, Population, Rate, reasons, Server, social factors, statistics, two nations, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Emeralds Found:	2876
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

Bonding, brothers, BROWN, brown kids, Childhood, children, Diversity, family, Fun, Happy, Innocence, joy, Kids, Laughter, linus, love, Memories, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, outdoor activities, Playing, Siblings, sisters, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	491023
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8793	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3