CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Votes:	3920

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Emeralds Found:	6940
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Votes:	1089

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ores Mined:	7505	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8480	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	2641	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8010	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7882	Emeralds Found:	6634
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	651
Players Killed by Monsters:	6197	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	284
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Emeralds Found:	934	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!