CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	5448
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magic Items Found:	4005
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Farms Harvested:	220
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Votes:	3356
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.