CraftySAFundingCut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	555210
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	6469	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	256	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	893

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Star Shards Collected:	275
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	7780
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	244

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	3113

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969