CraftyQueers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mines Excavated:	2506
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	6861

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

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Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9810	Emeralds Found:	9674
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	954009
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	337007	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28