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BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4300	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3732	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	3577	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	5362	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ores Mined:	6143	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4