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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

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    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

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