If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Dimension Hops: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Crops Grown: 7266 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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