If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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