If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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