If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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