If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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