If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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