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Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mines Excavated:	4337	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magic Items Found:	2691

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	275
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Animals Bred:	143
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3