CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3141

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PhotogriefersAnonymous

autism spectrum, Communication, Conflict, deleting photos, depression, emotional struggle, external drives, GRIEVING, iCloud, Irreplaceable, Loss, macbook, Memories, mental health, pandemic, PhotogriefersAnonymous, Resentment, Support, Technology, Understanding, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6731
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3807
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	301855
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	214

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	6620
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Animals Bred:	199
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	290
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	2673	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.