CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

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Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Java IP server
Java IP	32.221.180.7
Bedrock IP	31.221.180.7:19132
Description	Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
Community	Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

FAQ

Can I join the server on Bedrock?

Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

What type of server is it?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

How many active users are on the server?

Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

What can I do on the server?

You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	417	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	9539	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8285	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	New Chunks Explored:	55753
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2443	Runes Activated:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35