CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1598
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Animals Bred:	70	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9208	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	104	Emeralds Found:	4279
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Love Letters Sent:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1464
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3115	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9442	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mines Excavated:	1314	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.