CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoKidsMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	248056	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KhmerEmpire

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Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StepDadCashCut

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7817
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftLove

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Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCommiesMC

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Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Emeralds Found:	5792
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13