Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Zombie Dances: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Items Found: 6811
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 224
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 470 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 143 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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