Are you tired of being a neet incel with a lazy ass? Well, it’s time to get off your butt and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we’ll teach you how to hack like a pro and impress all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge) with your mad skills.

Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?

Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Items Found: 8078
Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 1202
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 471605
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 87 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4624
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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