BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3159
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	799481

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8117
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9665
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9018	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	2522
Animals Bred:	126	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	5383
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3583	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	3668	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6595	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	416898	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	735	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	413047
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

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