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DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4522	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	7308	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5124
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5